Writing is my life. It doesn't matter what form the writing comes in - a piece of fiction or a technical document - I love bending the language to my will.

Welcome to my space. Wipe your feet on the mat. Help yourself to a drink, but please use a coaster. Here, I can showcase some of my work, promote my ideas and braindump all the weirdness out of my head and into the blog.

Have you ever noticed how 'weird' is one of the few words not to conform to the 'i before e except after c' rule? How weird is that?

I have a huge internet presence. You can pretty much find me anywhere. So if you come across a Kimota or heffalump, it's probably me. Say hi.